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ok though maybe there is more to me than you think

maybe i am not the one trick big cat you want to make me out as

maybe i just want to give the tiger thing a rest and not make it so its like, oh look it’s that predictable fuck with that stupid stripy animal, it’s amazing how much everyone fucking hates her

maybe tigers aren’t that great and i hate them suddenly, have you thought of that

maybe i’m more of an ocelot guy, plus whatever those convergently evolved madagascan predatory quadrupeds are, what are those, weasels?

maybe they make me qweaselly

maybe the new name for those mammals is uncanny valley baculum ferret

but i’m sticking with tigers so maybe you should suck it.